Sorry about not blogging!

Hey, I haven’t been able to blog, sorry. I did get a 500GB WD Hard Drive. I’m going to backup everything to it.

Readership

Nobody, actually reads this blog. That sucks balls.

New Year’s Resolutions I Probably Won’t Keep

Ohkay here: Some friggin resolutions.!!!!!

1. Get better grades. 80’s & 90’s aren’t good enough.
2. Be more of an artist.
3. Sell your Wii & Piano.
4. Get your goddamn fixie already.
5. Stop Procrastinating (which means stop writing this list & do it).
6. Jesus Christ you’re still at it. No wonder nobody likes you.
7. Learn Chinese. Okay the PRC is run by crazy retarded idiots who don’t frigging know what COMMUNISM is & still call themselves COMMUNISTs. Having large companies in control of your economy is NOT COMMUNISM. Plus you have no civil liberties or rights there. Jeez.
8. Upgrade your MacBook. Buy the 2GBs of fucking RAM already, they’re only $50. The 250GB Hard Drive is also a good idea.

So there you have it. Things I will never accomplish

New Year Education

Happy New Year 2008 & let’s hope that George W. Bush doesn’t take over America this year.

What else…

So I finished all my homework (WooHoo).

Tomorrow I go back to school again. Vacation wasn’t fun anyways.

I didn’t get to go to Montréal. Comment triste.

Namaste. Au Revoir. Ciao. ¿Why am I saying goodbye in multiple languages?

Brandon discovers MapleStory, becomes FOB

Brandon, my friend has discovered Maplestory. He instantly became a “FOB”, a sub-breed of culture. FOBs are chinese men & women mostly from Fujian & bring Chinese customs of gaming, speaking in Mandarin excessively, idolizing J-Pop, wearing gang clothes, & riding skateboards as their main mode of transport. Brandon although born in America, instantly said he was from Guangzhou, & that he was going to NewTown High School instead of his former choice: Stuyvesant.

TO BE CONTINUED.

Vista. Take your pretty Aero glass water fuckcrap & clean my hairy balls with it.

For the past 6 hours, my mom’s Gateway laptop with Vista Home Premium has been experiencing problems.

• FUCKING SLOW
• CAN’T INSTALL LINUX to get away from Windows
• CAN’T INSTALL XP!!!!!!!!!
• CAN’T REINSTALL VISTA

So, I feel sorry for office workers, but Vista developers, go suck Bill Gates’ Balls (Who secretly uses Macs).

Z100

Guess what I heard on Z100 (and no I don’t listen to Z100 or Radio).

S.O.S. by Rihanna.

A 4our year old song on the Radio.

Z100 is for fucking retards.

But I think you know that already.

You’re not a fucking retard, are you?

UPDATE:

The reason I was listening to Z100 was my sister. She listens to it religiously. Maybe she’s retard. Maybe I’m retard.

We’re all retards. We are retards. 2+2=5(620765026502604620640).

Downtown

I was reading the City Room blog on the NYTimes (cause I was trying to be ironic)at .
I stumbled upon this old MTV (I know MTV is for fucktards) show called Downtown. It’s so funny, which is an anomaly to the horrible fuckshit they call TV at MTV. & it’s just like new york.

Snow

So it was snowing yesterday. Cold and shitty snow. My childhood ended. I want to kill myself.

Well, I got the emo out if me. Let’s really talk about the snowy white snow. It’s cold.

As you can see from my screenshot of my weather widget in Dashboard, the place for quick information that comes with every Mac computer & Mac OS X copy (Apple you can send me a check at P.O. Box 3648 Elmhurst, NY, 11373 & I ‘ve been doing this for a month you owe me $200 dollars), it’s going to be cold. It’s also going to snow again, so if you believe in a just and loving god, pray that there isn’t going to be school & be nice. If your god is an asshole, I’m not really sure, just don’t experiment, you little cock or else I’ll shoot you on Wednesday. If you don’t believe in any god, like me, go find a more suitable weather forecast & figure out how many inches of snow there will be on each & every day, & then use logic to calculate if the Mayor closes NYC schools. Ah Snow. Thank god I have a gun. Photo by mädchenkrawall

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Art And Design

Today was the Art & Design High School Exam. I woke up at 7am & waited for the R train to come (11 minutes, what the fuck is wrong with you MTA!) & went to Lexington Avenue. The 23ºF weather heavily contrasted with the shitload of sweat from my palms.

The test was 3 hours long and the teacher was Ms. Roberts & another teacher named Bree.

1. Draw Bree sitting down on a chair.
2. Prospective draw a room from imagination, real life, or copy the one shown.
3. Draw a: Magazine Advert for a new brand of sneakers, an album art cover for a band (that is real), or the cover for a video game.
4. Using 3D geometric shapes draw a still life, a person, anything from imagination.
5. Using the lines shown make a original design or drawing.
6. Make a 3-pane comic where a boy gets dumped by a girl.

I think that’s about it. Hopefully I passed & get in!! I didn’t finish some because they give you 20 minutes per part.