Vista. Take your pretty Aero glass water fuckcrap & clean my hairy balls with it.

For the past 6 hours, my mom’s Gateway laptop with Vista Home Premium has been experiencing problems.

• FUCKING SLOW
• CAN’T INSTALL LINUX to get away from Windows
• CAN’T INSTALL XP!!!!!!!!!
• CAN’T REINSTALL VISTA

So, I feel sorry for office workers, but Vista developers, go suck Bill Gates’ Balls (Who secretly uses Macs).