New Year’s Resolutions I Probably Won’t Keep

Ohkay here: Some friggin resolutions.!!!!!

1. Get better grades. 80’s & 90’s aren’t good enough.
2. Be more of an artist.
3. Sell your Wii & Piano.
4. Get your goddamn fixie already.
5. Stop Procrastinating (which means stop writing this list & do it).
6. Jesus Christ you’re still at it. No wonder nobody likes you.
7. Learn Chinese. Okay the PRC is run by crazy retarded idiots who don’t frigging know what COMMUNISM is & still call themselves COMMUNISTs. Having large companies in control of your economy is NOT COMMUNISM. Plus you have no civil liberties or rights there. Jeez.
8. Upgrade your MacBook. Buy the 2GBs of fucking RAM already, they’re only $50. The 250GB Hard Drive is also a good idea.

So there you have it. Things I will never accomplish